Her face is cut out but me and my girlfriend went to safe prom all cute and shit. Sup.

Tumblr seems to have gotten hostile with me. Okay. Bye.
-insert wall of hearts that won’t show up-





plasdick:

JYP IS FABULOUS 

reminder that your favorite celebrity probably masturbates

(Source: colfricans)




damnsureaintnarnia asked:
HAN!! annyeong ^^"~

Tae~! Annyeong er, eonnie~ /totally couldn’t remeber if you were older omfg




I like how websites like Tumblr and Twitter call it “followers”

Because, yeah, on youtube people can “subscribe” to you. But it doesn’t compare to being FOLLOWED. When I think “subscribe” I simply think of someone just singing up for some weekly newspaper horoscope or some shit.

But admit it, when you see “______ is now following you”,

you fucking feel like Moses.

Let my people reblog.

(Source: domics)



siksta:

iandsharman:

siksta:

cloudywithachanceofdaleks:

sciencetodo:

No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon: 
“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”
…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.

what do you mean not everyone’s vagina is like that


…I kind of want to read this book…Not going to lie.

If only this were the only time that the concept of a haunted vagina had been visited in fiction - http://www.the-isb.com/?p=980

FUCKING HELL
I am dying.

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